Shamrocks and Shenanigans at Sharkeez, TODAY!

Aside from the fact that Sean Connery looks really pissed about being on this flier (uh, he's Scottish), everything about this event screams good times. They even threw in a couple of lawn gnomes for good measure. 

And the best part? Doors opened at 11 a.m at all locations, including Newport Beach, Huntington Beach, Hermosa Beach, Manhattan Beach and Santa Barbara .Oh shit, the party already started without you! Better do like the flier says and ditch work early to get your drink on. Just make sure to pace yourself or you could wind up being this horny leprechaun's next mate.