Six Things Not to Say to Billy Corgan While Auditioning for Smashing Pumpkins
|Billy Corgan wants YOU to join Smashing Pumpkins|
Ever dream of being in Smashing Pumpkins? Then chances are you remember worshipping Beavis and Butt-head, proudly owning a beeper and having to buy/rent/borrow/steal a VHS tape to enjoy porn. Good times!
Which you can kinda sorta relive by joining Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan is holding auditions for a bassist to replace Ginger Pooley and a keyboardist who "can play in the prog-rock style of [Deep Purple's] Jon Lord and [Yes'] Rick Wakeman."
All you have to do is email resume and performance clips to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com.Good luck on getting a response. And if you do, here are six things you should NOT say to Mr. Corgan during the interview process.