I Hate the Fucking Eagles to Play Honda Center, Anaheim

Due to an insatiable need for even more cash following the announcement of their three-night Hollywood Bowl stand, the Eagles have added a fourth area date at Anaheim's Honda Center on Sunday, April 25. The Eagles--Glenn Frey, Don Henley, Joe Walsh and Timothy B. Schmit--will offer note-for-note recreations of songs from their 2007 Wal-Mart exclusive Long Road Out of Eden album as well as note-for-note recreations of songs played every time you frequent the local supermarket, family doctor, dentist or get on an elevator. 

Tickets go on sale Mon., Feb., 8 at 10 a.m. via Live Nation. Or is it now called "Live Nation/Ticketmaster/Bend Over And Grab Your Ankles"?