Today in Music News: Rage Against the Machine, Simon Cowell, Steven Tyler, F.B.I. confirms Michael Jackson's alien ancestry
- Rage Against the Machine tops U.K. chart with the classic 1992 single "Killing in the Name," pissing on Simon Cowell's parade.
- Speaking of Satan, is Simon Cowell leaving American Idol? Will the show go away, too? Maybe there is a God.
- Steven Tyler admits to popping pills, returns to rehab, and pledges to stay with Aerosmith, saving Joe Perry the embarrassment of continuing to call Lenny Kravitz.
- More than 300 pages of files that the Federal Bureau of Investigation kept on Michael Jackson, who died on June 25, were released by the bureau on Tuesday, verifying the singer came from the planet Melmac.