Before It Gets Old: Naked Wizard Takes On Coachella (NSFW!)

• That thing the wee wizard is sporting doesn't even look like a respectable cocktail weenie. It looks like a used PENCIL eraser! Someone with that shortage of assets should keep his robes ON, not take them off. How humiliating for him. The "hippie humanitarians" who were egging the idiot on deserve a place in a lower circle of hell. They could have helped the cops by urging the guy to be cool, put his duds on, but no, they wanted to see Mister Teeny Wee Wee get zapped. And then, they wanted to get all outraged about it.

• That thing the wee wizard is sporting doesn't even look like a respectable cocktail weenie. It looks like a used PENCIL eraser! Someone with that shortage of assets should keep his robes ON, not take them off. How humiliating for him. The "hippie humanitarians" who were egging the idiot on deserve a place in a lower circle of hell. They could have helped the cops by urging the guy to be cool, put his duds on, but no, they wanted to see Mister Teeny Wee Wee get zapped. And then, they wanted to get all outraged about it.

• You'd think this wizard would be able to cast some kind of penis enlargement spell or something...damn, some people should really think before they take their pants off. Oh yeah, props to all the people that sat around recording this dude get tazed, real hippie humanitarians...all of you.

• You'd think this wizard would be able to cast some kind of penis enlargement spell or something...damn, some people should really think before they take their pants off. Oh yeah, props to all the people that sat around recording this dude get tazed, real hippie humanitarians...all of you.

• You had me at "copious amount of naked wizard dong," but I don't see any. This is so sad. They don't make drugs like they used to.

• What an idiot, they should have shot him.

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