This video is several years old already, so perhaps "before it gets old" is a misnomer, but I'm relatively confident that a lot of people still haven't seen it. Which is a shame, but what better time to rectify the situation than presidents' day? It's an animated ode to our first president by comic book artist Brad Neely, and apparently is at the center of some unfortunate ownership issues, but here it is nonetheless. Vaguely NSFW, for those of you that are working today, due to some f-words and crudely drawn outlines of penises. Y'know, usual stuff.