More From Jingle Ball!

This guy next to me is eating a baked potato. That's like the weirdest thing you can eat at a concert. Well, in the realm of possibility, at least. I guess like, elf meat would be weirder. Because elves are fictional, natch.

They're playing all sorts of goofy videos between sets, like thinly veiled commercials for "Entertainment Tonight" and the Britney Spears "Womanizer" video, which seems wholly inappropriate given the ages of most of the crowd. Now some hunk from "Twilight" is here! (Kellen Lutz.) Swooooon!

Ryan Seacrest is asking if our mothers know we're here. This is a weird show.

Akon time!