Live from KIIS-FM Jingle Ball, a.k.a. Bizarroworld

I didn't know there were people--especially this many--that would actually be happy to see Ryan Seacrest. But tonight at the Honda Center in Anaheim, for the KIIS-FM Jingle Ball, they were not only happy but, I dunno, elated?Jubilant? What kind of twisted, parallel universe have I stepped into?

Katy Perry is on stage now, in a Santa's helper-type outfit, singing "I Kissed a Girl." R.I.P. feminism.