'We're Joined Now, Via Hologram, By will.i.am'

Without a doubt the funniest words ever strung together in the history of televised election coverage.

At least it was Anderson Cooper handling the interview, as he's hip enough to have an idea of how ridiculous it was. I disagree with him saying it's like Star Trek, though—it's more like Princess Leia being beamed from R2-D2 in the beginning of the first "Star Wars." Help me Anderson Cooper, you're my only hope. (Though that was a recording. Hmm. But still, in Star Trek, people actually teleport from place to place. We're probably a ways away from that technology.)