Because You're Ugly: Heard Mentality Edition

This alternative to the oh-so-boring standard briefcase is made of printed polyester with leather accents and a purple interior.

Although probably not appropriate for every office job, the Boombox Briefcase should definitely be noted by those working in the lucrative music industry or “alternative” office jobs (yay, Weekly!) where something like this could fly.

Designed by Paul Smith, this rockin’ beauty will set you back a cool $425. Unfortunately that means most people in “alternative” office jobs can’t afford it.